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Cancer cases on rise

THE number of people diagnosed with cancer will rise by a third by 2040, figures show.

Adrian's grief at gadgets

ADRIAN Chiles has hit out at fancy household gadgets that have no purpose.

Piccasilly Circus

TOURISTS MOAN AT LACK OF CLOWNS

Gemma calls up midwife

GEMMA Atkinson is hiring a private midwife to guide her through her second pregnancy.

BRICKS & TORTURE

Mortgage agony for millions

Leaf it out Liz

\"LETTUCE\" Liz Truss is plotting a political comeback and doesn't think her frontbench career is over, sources say.

YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS

As people freeze in their own homes, energy supplier Shell announces profits of £32bn.. Meanwhile, heartless British Gas admits agents broke into vulnerable customers' homes

Drama queen just a trouble magnet

SACKING COULD COST ME

How Mummy star Fraser prepped for his biggest part

HAULING himself across the screen as a 42st recluse, Brendan Fraser looks a world away from his action hero days in The Mummy.

'MY SERIAL KILLER PICS PRETTY COOL

Crime fan knifed partner

Let's Ava Albanian meet-up 'FOURSOME' PLEA

FORGET pop rivalry, Ava Max is plotting an all-star collab with fellow Albanian warblers Dua Lipa, Rita Ora, and Bebe Rexha.

We heard desperate screams..MAULED GIRL, 4, HORROR

THE family of a four-year-old girl mauled to death by a dog in her back garden have spoken of their heartbreak.

CLAPPED OUT

Docs won't treat Vlad disease-ridden troops

BUNGAY: IT’S A HELLUVA TOWN

70 Suffolk villagers worship Satan

OZZY: I'M NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF DOING TOUR

OZZY Osbourne has cancelled his UK tour as he is not “physically capable” of doing the dates.

FANGS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE

TOOTH Fairy payments are down 10% as the cost-of- living crisis continues to bite.

Education Sec in £10k Rolex tells striking teachers to 'be realistic...

EDUCATION Secretary Gillian Keegan has told teachers to be \"realistic\" about their pay demands - while flaunting her £10,000 Rolex.

IT’S WATER TORTURE..

Biggest rise in bills for 20yrs

MCNALLY IS HIT WITH 12-YEAR BAN

RONAN MCNALLY has been handed a 12-year ban from Irish racing and fined £44,000 for a string of \"very serious\" integrity offences.

EVA SO SORRY I WAS BITCHY

'Peasants' outburst

BARNES STORM

Footie ace sparks debate over Holocaust and Africa

'Blame Brexit' for war

MEP'S CLAIM IS 'NONSENSE'

Twitter's so twitchy on woodcock tweets

BIRDY BAN FOR USING NAME

LAG OF LUXURY

Bundle of steaks, lamb and chops cost inmates £35

TRUTH IS OUT THERE

..and it's there and there and there and there and there and there and there

Big-heads rule!

BRAG AND THE JOB'S IN THE BAG EXPERTS

POLICE GOT IT WRONG, WE PROFOUNDLY APOLOGISE..

Damning Hillsborough verdict 34 years on

106 CARD SHOPS SET FOR CHOP

Tesco buys Paperchase brand

Dobey's cone to the party

Dobey, 32, landed by far the biggest payday of his career on Sunday night when he scooped the £65,000 winner’s loot at the Cazoo Masters in Milton Keynes.

BORTHWICK ROCKED BY KELLY KO

The Leicester centre has a thigh problem and has been replaced in camp by team-mate Guy Porter.