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Do as we say..not as we do?

POWER FIRM OFFICES LIT UP AT 5.35PM

DON'T TRAIN DOCS!

Unis risk £100k fines for taking on students

Food festival's a tasty line-up

HOST: Tom

Rail 'un Clark: I'm a trainspotter geek

STAR BUILDS TUBE MODEL IN HIS HOME

Bit of a drag for Stone

STARS: Anita and Keith

Britney in Insta flounce

POSTS: Spears

PM FLEES TAX MESS

Rishi holes up at Chequers

Dash slam cop

CHASE: Pc Watson in pursuit. Above, smashing the van’s window

Im filling great

NEW World Pie Eating Champion Barry Rigby celebrates with his trophy – and another steaming hot savoury treat.

Stop putting our women in danger

IT'S really not a good time to be a woman. You know, the creatures with cervixes. The beings that gave birth to all of us.

Potty-mouth Laura swears by new role

AS a telly presenter Laura Whitmore has to maintain a squeaky clean image...

Just stay in your own lane

FORMULA ONE has launched a staggering attack on the president of its own governing body by accusing Mohammed Ben Sulayem of \"unacceptable\" interference.

JESSE IS DOING HIMSELF PROUD SAYS COOPER

STEVE COOPER is proud of the way Jesse Lingard has opened up about his struggles at Manchester United - and has praised his positive influence at Nottingham Forest.

Happy Jak gets his wish

ARSENAL'S new £20m defender Jakub Kiwior has described his move to the Emirates as the \"pinnacle\" of his career.

It's a Fair warning by UEFA

UEFA are to use new guidelines to stop clubs like Chelsea using long-term contracts to exploit Financial Fair Play.

POPE'S GOT IT IN HAND

Toon edge closer to Wembley return

DROUGHT OF ORDER

United's six years of hurt

Leighsy does it for Accy

TOMMY LEIGH kept his cool from the penalty spot to land a huge payday against Leeds for League One Accrington.

ROO WELL EQUIPPED FOR SALVAGE JOB SAYS JAG

PHIL JAGIELKA believes the difficult job Wayne Rooney had at Derby would stand him in good stead if he was appointed Everton's new boss.

FAIL OF THE CENTURIES

Lampard latest 100 club member to find it tough

SPURRED ON

Kane motivated to help Conte end wait for trophy

Just stay in your own lane

FORMULA ONE has launched a staggering attack on the president of its own governing body by accusing Mohammed Ben Sulayem of \"unacceptable\" interference.

FAZ NEXT LIONS KING SAYS SAM

ANDY FARRELL leads Ireland into the Six Nations with a glowing endorsement to be the next Lions head coach.

HARRY'S A NEW MAN

Rhinos ace plays safe

STOKES A GLOBE TOPPER

BEN STOKES has been named as captain of the ICC men's Test team of the year for 2022 - and is joined by fellow England stars Jonny Bairstow and Jimmy Anderson.

ONE-DAYERS AT A TIME

Mott will give everyone a shot on road to the World Cup

VEGA HAS BIG FESTIVAL TARGETS

WILLIE MULLINS has kept his options open over Facile Vega after entering the unbeaten and highly rated six-year-old in both the Supreme Novices' Hurdle and the Ballymore Novices' Hurdle at the Cheltenham Festival in March.

FAKE NEWS

Djokovic denies he's hamming up injuries

Why running always fits the Bill for Flora

FOR Flora Turnbull, heading out on a training run for the London Marathon offers a chance to remember her famous father.

I'm on tight leash but she goes wild

NO WAY THAT IT IS FAIR