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GEORDIES SURE ARE SHY-AYE-EST

GEORDIES are the most bashful Brits when it comes to compliments.

GATES' £10M TO STOP COW FARTS

Billionaire funds move to wipe out climate gas

Forget fitness on hols

BRITS are the laziest in Europe when it comes to working out on holiday.

THE SQUEAL DEAL

'Affectionate' pigs may oust dogs as man's best friend

Antonio attack a 'break'

ANTONIO Banderas says having a heart attack was \"one of the best things that happened in my life\".

Freezing Fogle

BEN Fogle is set to relive the Antarctic trips of Robert Falcon Scott, Sir Ernest Shackleton and Roald Amundsen in a new series.

EGO STROKE

Trump claims victory at his own golf course with mystery round

Oscars first for Brit pair

BRITISH stars Bill Nighy and Andrea Riseborough have received their first Oscar nominations.

Hero Chris died after saving 400

FAMILY PAY TRIBUTES

IT'S BRUNO'S GOT TALENT

BRUNO Tonioli looks right at home as he makes his debut on the Britain's Got Talent panel.

Pam's kitchen sinking feeling

PAMELA Anderson has revealed she caught an ex boyfriend cheating on her, after spotting him \"suspiciously\" washing his penis in the kitchen sink.

Allen: I fear I'm a killer

TROUBLED telly host Tom Allen says he fears he is a sleepwalking murderer.

Joey is such a teaser

DANCING On Ice's Joey Essex appeared to confirm his romance with skating partner Vanessa Bauer.

Corrie rocked by stab attack

CRAZED BLAKE IN MURDER BID

ZOMBIES WON'T BE MUCH FUNGI

Scientists warn parasites could destroy humans

Helen's MBE so special

CORRIE legend Helen Worth said being made an MBE was \"very special\".

TORIES ARE REVOLTING..COS ZAHAWI IS REVOLTING

Ex-minister leads calls for party chair to quit

MPs to probe Sharp

RICHARD Sharp is to be grilled by MPs after it was alleged he helped Boris \"Bozo\" Johnson secure a loan of up to £800,000.

WE'RE OUTTA SPACE, MAN

Satellite congestion could spark war

Rom's mum's cure tall

ROMESH Ranganathan and has revealed his mum used to dangle him by his ears in a bid to boost his height.

SWITCH-OFF CASH BACK 'NEW NORM'

Energy scheme here to stay

FILMS STILL MARVEL-LOUS

KEVIN Feige does not think people will ever grow tired of superhero movies.

Eddie: I'll cop for stand-up

EDDIE Murphy is considering a return to stand-up comedy after four decades.

Y Viva Benny Hill

TV LEGEND IS MASSIVE IN SPAIN 30YRS AFTER DEATH

X marks spot for Nazi loot

A MAP with a red letter X showing where Nazis buried a \"precious jewellery\" stash has sparked a treasure hunt in a tiny village.

IT'S NOT LEVEL UP NORTH..

Investment and pay are low

GONE TOO SPA

A RESORT in Northern Ireland has apologised after its advert for a \"bikinis and balaclavas\" spa package caused outrage.

IS THERE CHINESE SPY IN YOUR FRIDGE?

(Check your doorbell & laptop while you're at it)

ZAHAWI HEADS FOR THE ICEBERG

Bookies say he's wilting

Tim: No flash at Pammy

TOY Story star Tim Allen has been forced to deny claims he exposed himself to Pamela Anderson.