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Bozo is brought to book

MEMOIR: Johnson

Dancer killed in air hell

A BRITISH ballet dancer died in the Nepal plane crash just one day after his 34th birthday.

DRINK UP AND STAY CREATIVE

Nation needs boozers

At the double..it's Amy

ACTRESS Marisa Abela looks the spitting image of Amy Winehouse as she films for a biopic about the singer.

Crush venue to stay closed

THE O2 Academy Brixton has been ordered to remain shut until mid-April while a police probe into a crowd crush that left two people dead continues.

LIFE'S STILL GOOD FOR ME

THE Good Life actress Felicity Kendal gets young fans coming up to her to say “my grandad loved you”.

Crouchy: I'd be a plonker as Viking

ABBEY WANTS HIM TO BE SWORDSMAN

I wasn't Gunner mess up

TELLY presenter Alex Scott says \"drink and weed were flowing freely\" when she hung out with rapper Dizzee Rascal.

Davina: Happy in my skin

WORKOUTS: Judge

King hell, wot's that?

A SKINT council has been slammed for wasting almost £1,700 on a King Charles mural that looks 'more like a Spitting Image puppet'.

SIR KAI: I AM UP FOR BEDUCATION

Teacher: Sex on timetable

Ross to tango?

TELLY hardman Ross Kemp is ready to take to the Strictly dancefloor.

Gabby's torment

GABBY Logan feels guilty for not calling out the sexist comments she endured at Sky Sports in the late 1990s.

I WANT TO TAKE MICKEY

Only Fools star's wish

A Hol lot of love

HOLLY Willoughby beams as she launches the new series of Dancing On Ice.

Youngsters' sympathy for Devil..

SATAN SOARS IN POPULARITY

Del-boy Kim on the blag

DESPOT Kim Jong-un has a cushty new money-making plan – flogging hooky designer gear to his country’s elite.

Pitt on the short side

HOLLYWOOD star Brad Pitt is dwarfed by his latest leading lady on the red carpet.

Bozo's £800k request

BORIS Johnson used a distant relative to act as a guarantor for an £800,000 loan while he was in Downing Street, a report claims.

BELLA STRING BREAK

Bella’s older sister Gigi and younger brother Anwar are also top models.

BREWHAHA OVER PG'S ECO TEA BAGS

Punters reckon 'no plastic' design has led to cuppa chaos

Balding Coco's free op

MATT “Coco” Hancock has been offered a free hair transplant by Turkish cosmetic surgeons.

Nurses bank on Barclay's pay_promise

FRESH PRESSURE ON PM TO FIND MONEY

Flats strike rescue hell

RESCUERS search the rubble for survivors after a Russian missile strike destroyed an apartment building in Ukraine, killing at least 29 people. It followed Saturday's barrage at the flats in the southeastern city of Dnipro.

Richest raking in more

THE richest 1% of people in the UK are now wealthier than 70% of the population combined, according to analysis by Oxfam.

Jezza's £140 jabs in his spare tyre!

CREEPY Jeremy Clarkson reckons he will soon be “Kate Moss” skinny – due to injections of a drug into his stomach.

Downton Whoopi

WHOOPI Goldberg hoped to land a role in Downton Abbey – to work alongside pal Dame Maggie Smith.

Plane's fireball horror

THESE are the final moments of a plane before it crashed in Nepal yesterday, killing at least 68 people.

URANIUM AT AIRPORT: MAN HELD

Anti-terror cops make arrest

Rishi to fight the 'wokes'

RISHI Sunak is set to launch a new “war on woke” by hiring a free speech tsar, sources say.