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FLIP-FLOP WEATHER ON WAY..

As in snowstorms, downpours, bitter winds and Easter sun

THE Drugs don't work

DRUGGIE rockers and painters are no more inspired to create masterpieces than tee-totallers.

STING EXPOSES MPS FOR HIRE

Coco and Kwarteng’s ‘£10k-a-day fees for phoney side hustles’

YOU REALLY HIT ME NOW

Kinks duo got their kicks by having brawl

TOOTH ROT ENEMY OF BRIT ARMY

22k troops in urgent need of dental help

CAPTAINS IN CONTRACT FIGHT

THE captains of all 24 National League clubs have signed a letter demanding action on the new non-League contracts.

EMI WAGS TALE

Martinez recreates his lewd cup celebration

GATES: ROBOTS TO RULE WORLD

And they won't be all softies

THE Italian knob..

VILE FLAG FAN SHAME

Fury at 'pointless bow-wow bow ties

NATIONWIDE'S CLIMBDOWN OVER DOG JIBE

KIM HAS NUCLEAR TSUNAMI

He tests 'secret weapon'

WATCH OUT: GIANT FIERY BALL IN SKY

Forecasters U-turn and say Easter might after storms and snow

Charles French trip off

PROTESTERS daubed \"Death to the King\" in red paint across buildings in Paris leading King Charles to cancel his scheduled trip to the French capital.

PHEW LA-LA

Pongdemic fear as a new recipe for French baguettes causes explosion of botty burps

Lesser-spotted Bozo rushes to woo voters

MP'S FEAR OF BYE-BYE-ELECTION

Shep hits post

TV BEN WALKS INTO LAMP A KANE SCORES

FIRMS ARE SO GREEDY

Top banker: Stop pushing up prices

Kylian the Mann

NEW France skipper Kylian Mbappe has held clear-the-air talks with a \"disappointed\" Antoine Greizmann.

UNLEASH THE YOUNG DRAGONS

Kids being primed to fill boots of Bale and Allen

Coronation feet

‘SOCK IT AND SEE CHARLES’ THRONE SPOT

Alien radar on Saturn & Jupiter

'SIGNS OF LIFE ON ICE MOONS'

HOUSE of LIARS..

Campaign for truth law

WASN'T IT FUN IN LOCKDOWN?

We miss being at home.. and peace & quiet

Alert on 'spying' phones

SMARTPHONES are listening in to people's conversations to tailor ads to their interests, experts fear.

A HOL LOT DIFFERENT

SCIENTISTS have predicted that we will be able to \"time travel\" when going on holiday in future.

TOO LATE TO STOP THE BOTS

ROBOTS that can kill off mankind may have already taken over the world, says The Terminator's creator.

Caine: I know what not a lot of people know..

HE LOVES TO SWAP GOSS WITH GIRLS

BITTER TASTE!

Pint prices no small beer

IRON BRU

Marathon Man is on course for epic season

Moss widow dies of a broken heart

SUSIE'S GRIEF FOR F1 ACE