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NIBBLE ON MAMMOTH MEATBALLS

Experts' DNA breakthrough

Jack: Stop saying Madeley's my dad

TV COMIC FED UP OF RUMOURS

MAIL STORM

Post will be put in administration'

WIN OR BUST

Nelson: Lose and call it a day AJ

Ace ran 12 miles after heart attack

CARLTON TELLS FANS: I'M OK

TAX-THE-TOURIST MANCS QUIDS IN

Guests pay extra to stay at hotels

Neighbour from hell fling a mess

SHE HAS A HOLD ON ME

Being blamed for my hubby's affair

I'VE HAD INSULTS AS WELL

PLAY TIME FOR JOSH

McGuire's all fired up after red card woes

RAMSEY FULL OF ART

Aaron inspired by his captain marvel Mikel

FERGIE: DI WAS QUEEN OF FUN

Duchess loved a laugh with late Princess

BRITISH HONEY TASTES FUNNY

Probe lifts lid on cheap fake syrup

IT'S DEATH TO.. THE HANGOVER

Booze-free tipple gives 'fuzzy feel' without bad head

ARE EWE SURE?

Staring at sheep cuts stress of city workers

SPACE FINAL FRONTIER IN ENDING DISEASE

We'll live long and prosper!

SHANE: CANDLES GET ON MY WICK

They are a flamin' nuisance & make me think of death

TV SU: HI DE HI YOU SWINGERS

Show 'hotel' was bit racy

94K MADE TO PREPAY FOR LECCY

Forced meter figures revealed

TEARY NATHAN SAYS GOAL IS A SPLIT SPECIAL

NATHAN BROADHEAD has played in the Premier League and consistently scored goals but was still left in tears by his Wales heroics.

FOST PAST THE POST!

Ben on winner at the Racecourse

BACK IN THE NICKI OF TIME

SPEEDWAY legend Nicki Pedersen will make his latest comeback from a career-threatening injury tonight.

DOUBLE BAGGED

Pecco’s still top gun ahead of Maverick

HOPES OF PLOT TO STOP PUTIN

A JOURNALIST who fled Russia said the arrest warrant for Mad Vlad has given her hope the elite might be about to start a revolt.

Dame Judi helped me find my ma

FILM ROLE INSPIRED DARA

Hot gross buns

HEINZ MAYO TO SPREAD ON EASTER TREAT

Law sparks dogs grown in lab fears

‘FREAK PETS’ ON ORDER

LES WAS SAFE

Amanda reveals why she wed father figure

MURDER ON THE WOKE EXPRESS

‘Offensive’ words are wiped out

PAT TO THE FUTURE

Plastic from cow poo can save planet

DAYTIME GONGS ARE POINTLESS!

Osman slams 'snobby' Baftas shortlist