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MAD VLAD'S LOOKING TO NICK OUR OIL
'500bn barrels' in the Antarcti
I'M THORED!
Chris is fed up with superhero
5 YEARS JAIL FOR 'CUCKOO' DRUG GANGS
Bid to stop home takeovers
BEHAVE JURSELF
Klopp will keep calm to avoid spoiling send-off |
Jake's ready for backyard brawl
JAKE HADLEY has got his hand raised in enemy territory plenty of times - and has laughed off Charles Johnson's St Louis travel warning.
LOOK HEW'S BACK AGAIN
Fighting-fit Sam has Warriors in his sights
NEW HOME FOR CHEEKY MONKEY
Dumped Marcel finds sanctuary
NO PAIN NO CAIN FOR ASH
EX-FOOTBALLER Ashley Cain is ready to smile through the pain barrier as he attempts an epic challenge to create a \"legacy\" for his tragic daughter.
Snooker chump
World champ Wilson is sunk in local pool match
MUSK IN BRAIN CHIP HEADACHE
Implant hits snag in first patient
POPE'S 'MORE SEX' SERMON
Lots of tots needed to save human race
DON'T BRING PET TO SONG CONTEST
Euro-derision as final animal ban slammed
Measles epidemic warning
VACCINE FIGURES DROP
Crouch balls-up
PETER ADMITS SEXTING WIFE ABBEY'S MUM
KIDS OFF FRIDAYS SCANDAL
Parents blasted for skive rise
TOP SECRET CODE: PASSWORD 1234
Security Centre ignores own advice
SUN BURP TO EAT INTERNET
Nasa alert as solar flares batter Earth
EL KAABI DROPS EMERY AT THE EXIT
Villa suffer a rank bad night in Greece
CHILLED CLARET
Vin not daunted by must-win clash
LANDO HOPE & GLORY
Norris sure he has drive to thrive in the future
The world's strongest madman!
VLAD PALS CAR PULL STUNT
Stormy: I had sex with Orange Turd
DANIELS HITS BACK AT LAWYERS
STALLIONAIRES
Town where horses are worth £1billion
BABY REINDEER: HE'S PSYCHOTIC
‘Real Martha' slams hit show writer
I fought off sword attack with teddies
DAD: MIRACLE WE SURVIVED
It's Eurovision song not wrongs contest
BUT RYLAN BACKS ISRAEL PROTESTS
FLOOD GATORS
Beasts invade city after dam collapse
Loreen has Euro vision for our Olly
UK ACE TIPPED
The ascent of manhood
WILLIES GETTING SCHLONGER
SYDNEY'S A SOCKS SYMBOL..
HOLLYWOOD starlet Sydney Sweeney channels her inner Nora Batty as she wears knee-high stockings on a night out.