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BIKE JIBE BARTON'S SUED BY TV'S VINE

Libel case over nonce tweet

CHIPS? NO! GIVE US FRENCH FRIES

Invaders now nation's fave

HANDS OFF MY PICKLE!

A MALE gorilla playfully clings to a plastic gherkin.

KILLER COUGH

Five babies die as whooping cases boom

SNAKE FRIGHT AS THEY LOOK TO BITE

SNAKE attack warnings were issued ahead of the weekend scorcher.

HEY HEY WE'RE THE MADNESS!

Ben: We tried to make Nutty Boys the new telly Monkees

STICK FILTHY WATER BOSSES IN THE DOCK

THE shadow environment secretary called for water bosses to “end up in the dock” for dumping sewage.

BIGGLES POLL HIT

THE Tory crisis deepened further as Labour racked up its biggest poll lead since “Lettuce” Liz Truss was PM.

BBQ Britain sees a boom in burger & banger sales

SIZZLING Brits will be going burger and bangers bonkers this weekend.

Suspicious rinds

THERE'S ELVIS IN MY BACON..

NASA We need to see Uranus

‘MISSION TO ICY PLANET BY 2031'

JOS THE JOB JUDE

Real late show sends Bellingham to final

SPAINFUL FOR KANE

Joselu wrecks Harry trophy dream

GREEKY BUM TIME

Acropolis now as Omar fears a Villa backlash

NICE COOL DRINKE

Josh refused to let his emotions spill over

EY UP FOR IT

Leeds lad Luke eyes a big double with Farke

HEARTBREAK

Victorious Law dies after freak accident

BOFFS: TAKE US TO WARP SPEED

Star Trek space travel is REAL

The Hardest yards

CLUB 3AM RUN INSPIRED GEEZER

WE DON'T FANCY YOUR STAG DOS!

Prague wants ban on dressing up

OH MY GOTH!

Irish witch casts Eurovision spell

NOT MUCH COP

Only 3% caught in key shoplifting area

Zayn: Change Direction on school meals

RISHI SNUBBED BENEFITS LETTER

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

French workers CAN be 3 hours late.. and then leave work early

GEN Z PLONKERS LOSING INSULTS!

Berks stop using tried and tested put-downs

ALE BE OK TO DRIVE HOME

May quest for low alco 'motoring beer'

Get a wriggle on..to save our worms

'SOIL DANCE' AIDS COUNT OF CRITTERS

UK's ugliest dog to star in Ryan Reynolds blockbuster

BRITAIN'S ugliest mutt has been cast in the new Deadpool film.

HACKED OFF

£8m price on his head.. the mastermind of cyber crime

PINK FLOYD'S DAVE: I LOVE WOODWORK

PINK Floyd legend Dave Gilmour has admitted he is hooked on carpentry when he's not bashing the guitar.