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DEAD DUDE'S ASHES MAILED TO STRANGER!

Spooky snafu was grave error

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Rogan facing Spotify ax in race-bait furor

HARRY & MEGHAN GET BUM'S RUSH

Fed-up King Charles evicts ingrate rebels from royal estate & sends them into exile

MIRACLE U-TURN IFOR MICHAEL'S STRUNG-OUT SON!

PROUD papa Michael Douglas is overjoyed firstborn son Cameron has battled back his drug demons and turned his life around, sources squeal.

HODA'S SECRET GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS!

HODA KOTB’s mysterious week-long absence from the Today show has been passed off as a bout with COVID, but insiders say the virus may not be all that kept the anchor away!

HELL FREEZES OVER! LAUER TODAY REBOOT

CREEPY TV newsman Matt Lauer may make his comeback at the place where he seemingly threw away his career — the ratingschallenged Today show, spies tell The National ENQUIRER!

KING EYES THRONE AT SINKING CNN!

Network banking on Gayle & Barkley to save their bacon

GRIEVING HOUGH NOT READY TO WED

DEVASTATED by the suicide of his beloved dance buddy Stephen “tWitch” Boss, hoofer Derek Hough has postponed his plans to waltz down the aisle with fiancée Hayley Erbert, sources claim.

NO JOY IN WHOOPI-VILLE AS RIVAL GASBAGS SPAR

BLOWHARD Joy Behar is taking heat for her outrageous outbursts on The View — but giddy show rival Whoopi Goldberg keeps egging her on to hasten her TV downfall, tipsters tell The National ENQUIRER.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN GARTH'S POCKET!

IN AN unquenchable thirst to be master of all he surveys, cowboy king Garth Brooks wound up turning off fans with his Sin City takeover, insiders snitch!

GUTSY CELINE SOLDIERS ON!

DETERMINED Celine Dion won’t let an incurable disease hold her back — and sources squeal the courageous songbird is plotting a miracle comeback to honor her late husband and manager, René Angélil!

MAYIM'S MIND GAMES PUT KEN IN JEOPARDY

AFTER playing hardball in trying to snatch total control of the highly prized Jeopardy hosting gig from Ken Jennings, sources say Mayim Bialik is changing tactics by playing nice!

OH LA LA! BRAD PLANTS SEEDS OF LOVE

MOVIE hunk Brad Pitt used Paris as a backdrop to romance his new love Ines de Ramon, and insiders tell The National ENQUIRER he’s ready to settle down — and even have another baby! The lovebirds were spotted dining with friends after the César Awards on Feb. 24, where Brad presented an honorary accolade to Fight Club director David Fincher.

ADELE WEDDING WARNING!

Pals think Rich is poor choice for long-term happiness

THE GREAT PRETENDER!

Perplexed parent says wacky activist is not a 'woman of color'

RYAN GETS RID OF RIPA!

Flees controlling co-host to cash in at troubled GMA

UFOS ATTACK U.S. ATOMIC ARSENAL

Missiles shot down & armed warheads suddenly turned off

NEW BIDEN DEMENTIA COVER-UP!

80-year-old's annual physical whitewashes mental decline

MORTIFIED MEGHAN: A LAUGHING STOCK!

Savage satire roasts royals

MONSTER GATOR DRAGS GRANNY TO WATERY DEATH!

She died prying pup from demon's jaws

GLEEFUL GREY'S CAST SHOWS POMPOUS POMPEO THE DOOR!

JUBILANT cast members of Grey’s Anatomy got just the prescription they needed when the medical drama’s pompous star, Ellen Pompeo, quit acting due to burnout, The National ENQUIRER has learned.

PARTY GIRL KIM HITS THE BOTTLE!

Bloats out on drink & junk food

DEATH GONG FOR TRAVIS DRUM CAREER!

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN male prop Travis Barker may find his drumming days are numbered if he goes forward with a reunion tour for his million-selling pop punk band Blink-182!

JINXED JEN'S LONELY DAYS & NIGHTS!

Forlorn Friends star gives up on finding love & happiness

HOSPITAL JERKS UNMASKED!

UNMA Deaf gal wins $180G after losing gig over COVID cover-up

DOGNAPPERS ASSASSINATE BULLIE BREEDER!

Lured victim with promise to purchase popular $2,500 puppy

AMERICA'S HOT WAR ON SPACE INVADERS!

Jets blow three UFOs out of sky as military braces for new assault

WILDE STILL MAD ABOUT HARRY!

HOPEFUL hunk Jason Sudeikis buried the hatchet with baby mama Olivia Wilde and has his heart set on a romantic reunion — but the cranky cougar is still bristling over her bitter bust-up with toyboy Harry Styles, sources squeal.

BLAKE READS RYAN THE RIOT ACT FOR DITCHING DIAPER DUTY!

She raises kids while he climbs career ladder

ROSEANNE UN-BARRED!

Gagged comic groomed for fresh TV stardom