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Dealers in 'Deliveroo' drug scam

RIDERS' RIP-OFF KIT

NOSE PLACE LIKE HOME...

England smells of fry-ups

We need a bigger camera!

SAY jeez... brave divers grab the perfect photo fin-ish, up close and personal with some hungry bull sharks.

Buy £40 gimp suits... on plastic

TERROR OUTFITS SHOCK

£200 to spend night with Giggs

FOOTIE STAR'S MEET AND GREET

Rise of unibrow

HAIR-RAISNG NEW LOOK FOR WINTER

Bernie rides again

BERNIE Clifton wants to go back on tour at 87.

BILLIE'S MUM SPROUT FOR THE COUNT

BILLIE Shepherd revealed her mum once almost choked on a sprout at Christmas.

UFO alert over lights in the sky

WORRIED locals are convinced UFOs spotted flying over their town were four alien spaceships.

HELL FOR WEATHER

-10C UK is colder than Russia

Jobs will go down Tube thanks to AI

BOT REPLACING ANNOUNCER

SAUCY SPICE

Mel B: I never travel without sachets of HP

HAMAS 'DEAL U-TURN' FURY

Delay to latest hostage swap

Haunted by cigar-smoking ghost of Jimmy Savile

A DISTRAUGHT mum who dodged the evil clutches of sex monster Jimmy Savile when she met him on Top of the Pops says his cigar-puffing ghost haunts her.

VINNIE SAVES 'HOGS

Star 'backs underdog'

POLDARK'S PUB CRAWL

Truro is tops for boozers

Seized by aliens on cig break

POLICE took a call from a man claiming he had been snatched by aliens while smoking a cigarette.

Spirit of George: Beatles hit is fab

'HE FIXED CLOCK TO TELL WIDOW NEW SONG FINE'

Football fans ink it all over

FANS of Manchester United are top of the table when it comes to club tattoos.

ANNABEL: HUBBY'S WHITE BEHIND ME

Tragic Mel 'sending star feathers'

LET'S GET FREDDIE TO RUMBLE

Sirieix: Mate Gordon told me not to take any s**t

Noel: Don't lick back in anger..

ROCK LEGEND'S CRAVING 'NANA CHOC CHIP CONE

999 DRONES UNDER TRIAL

Devices will be first on scene

The beer belly-busting berries

'NO EXERCISE NEEDED TO LOSE 3ST'

ON ME BED

Married Prem ace gets his kit off with model

SUE'S DEL JOY

40 yrs on.. and I’m still getting stopped in street & supermarket

Garage gunked

\"MR Brexit\" Nigel Garage looks like he's gearing up for another departure - this time from the Australian outback.

Faith in Ru

NICHOLLS' HURDLER AIMING HIGH

TOMMY'S A LITTLE MIRACLE

Baby born weighing just 1.5lb defies all the odds

Conker trees saved by tits

GRUBS GOBBLED