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OUT OF OFFICE

Stephen: Classic show would flop now with all the workers on Zoom

SMASHED IT!

Classic dish gets gourmet upgrade

Didgeridoo this to stop hubby snoring

BREATHING TRICK CUTS THE SNORTS

AI boffin: Let's give everyone free cash!

INCOME CALL AS BOTS NAB OUR JOBS

I'LL BE BASIL..

Cleese eyes Arnold for Lookalikes show

BY GEORGE, IT'S WEMBER-GLEE

Williams gives Sam's Wolves final shot

They get knocked down (but they get up again)

LUTON MEET FATE WITH PRIDE AND RESOLVE TO RETURN ONCE MORE

There you arrrrrrgh!

VANISHED PIRATE KING RIDDLE SOLVED

WE OWE THE FANS BIG TIME

Dalot determined to pay debt

I'LL BRING THE NOISE

Lopetegui to stamp his style on Hammers

YOU LITTLER BEAUTY!

Nine-dart Luke in tears after crowning glory

COMING UP MOSES

English life is my cup of tea says Saints ace

NOT ECONOMIC

Dante hero misses Derby

Top of the class

£75M CATE IS MOCKED AT CANNES

VET SCANDAL

Advice for pet owners amid probe on bills

EARTH 2

Boffs make twin planet discovery..

POTTY NOODLE

Junk lover takes his grub in hols suitcase

DECADE OF LOST JUSTICE

Vennells had review chance

WIND WINS

Blowy Britain gets most of its leccy from turbines

BREW ARE YA?

Outrage over German claim they sup more tea than Brits

Packham: I owe it all to snake farts

HOST LOVES REPTILE SMELL

Give us a break!

BRITONS IN A RUSH TO BOOK HOLS ..AND MISS JULY 4 POLL

Scarlett sees red as robot uses 'her voice'

STAR ‘SHOCK’ AT CHAT DEMO

No no tango

MOST OF US HAVE QUIT SUNBATHING TO SAVE OUR SKIN

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK

Bug water firm's profits up

TODD JOB MAN

Boehly needs a miracle worker to do urgent Bridge repairs

BOWEN PLACES

Jarrod hunger can help 3 Lions to new heights

WALL ORDER

Boy wonder seeking a place among 02 icons

JIMMY RIDDLE

Retiring ace wonders if he's made a mistake

FRIENDLY FIRED

Derby ride to Havlin Shepherd loses first