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MRS MOP FOILS MI6 GRAIL GRAB

Cleaner hid the religious relic in sofa springs

They were beautiful happy kids

THESE are the three \"beautiful happy kids\" found dead in a house of horror.

14 MONTHS FOR LAURA STALKER

Campaign of fear for TV sports pundit

NIGELLA'S HOT FOR NUGGETS!

TV chef's dippy over kids' fave.. with posh mayo

Our sewage systems are simply crap

FIRMS 'FLUSHING AWAY CASH'

KALVIN DECLINE

On-loan Phillips plummets to a new low with dismissal but vows that he'll come good

SUPER MARIO'S BROS.

Lemina hails the ego-free squad pulling together to defv odds under O'Neil

KAI: WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER EARO

Critics say Arsenal still lack an out-and-out striker but Havertz hits back: The goals are flying in from all over the pitch now

SUNK AND DISORDERERLY

Wilder's hit with another bunch of fives as Blades lose their heads

HOJ ON THE MONEY

Hotshot's looking Danish dynamite

GUEYE'S A GOOD 'UN

I gave Kylian and Co a taste of the Toffees

Ultimate Warriors

PUMPED MIKE READY TO RUMBLE

MITCH & MOAN

Alex injury KO is big blow for Borthwick

A WRIGHT COCK UP BY THE BEEB

Si photo fail on Steve tribute

3 KIDS DEAD

Woman arrested in murder probe

NAVALNY BODY 'WAS BRUISED'

Putin rival's corpse in morque

CILL'S OP

Prankster strikes top celeb Gold

DODO'S A GO-GO FOR BIG RETURN

Hope of DNA whizzes

View must be joking!

A CASH-strapped council has erected Benidormstyle sun loungers next to a dual carriageway.

NAILED IT

Wooden satellites to cut space junk

Hot Rod bedded vid girls

STAR'S BANANA BACK IN FRUIT BOWL

PO BOSS ORDERED TO STALL PAYOUTS'

Claims it was to help Government

FRENCH LESSON

Bevan's relishing kick-off with blast from the past

CROLLA ΤΟ BE KIND

Ant agrees to help pros after heavy holiday bing

KRAY MESSAGE FROM BEYOND GRAVE

Gangster Kon in warning to kids: Behave.. or else!

'Kill the devil'

JUDGE'S RANT HALTS MADDIE SUSPECT TRIAL

Cat gets dream

TV FAVOURITE JOINS BEN IN THE HOT SEAT

DART FART ACE PONG THE OCHE

Puts wind up rival

BIRDBRAINY

Scumbag gulls back very early

Putin..You will answer for this

NAVALNY WIFE FURY AS BRAVE HUSBAND DIES