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THE LORD OF THE FLINGS

New sexy romantasy books get women going

Brits roasted

SPAG BALLS-UP AS FAVE DINNER LOSES TOP SPOT

DEADBANGER

Bruce: A stroll in the cemetery cheers me up!

UK ROADS ARE TOTALLY POTTY

Repairs hit five-year low

FAIRY-TALE ENDO

Wataru eyes a Wembley win to kick-start silverware haul

The cap fits for Kobbie

GARETH HAS TO GIVE MAINOO HIS SHOT

NO NUDES BAD NEWS FOR EVENT

Naked festival is ended

Dales Eden se for Belle's hell

MENTAL ABUSE TWIST

BOFFS HAVE GOOD FELINE ABOUT THIS!

Professor: Big cat evidence 'stacking_up'

MORE SEX PLEASE ..WE'RE BRITISH

'Least satisfied' nation in the bedroom

Life for road killers

AND INSTANT BAN FOR TEST FAILURES

SODDEN BRITAIN IS FALLING APART

Cliffs crumble after record rainfall

POOCH PIDDLE POLES PLEASE

'Wee sticks' trial to protect buildings

PERFECT MURDER

Richard's devious defence

Louis got us back on track

We're Snut afraid now

Spuddy hell

RISING COST OF POTATOES DUE TO RAIN

Oh for flocks sake..

SWEARING PARROTS ARE 'BAD INFLUENCE'

NEW TECH'S KEY IN HUNT FOR ALIENS

AI is our secret alien-hunting weapon and will scour 50 billion potentially habitable worlds, a space boffin says.

TROUBLE AT THE BITE HOUSE

President's dog in 24 attacks on bodyguards

Jamie roasts Freddo

FIRMS SHAMED ON JUNK FOOD

LETTUCE LIZ: I DIDN'T GET US IN STATE

Truss goes bananas

HEADING FOR GLPORY

Dutch duo nod Kop four points clear

HARM AND A LEG

Galeno's late stunner floors Arteta

BOT COTTON IS ENDER WRITERS

‘AI will pen soaps in five years'

Python's historical

BOFFS LOVE HOLY GRAIL'S OLDE WORLDE ACCURACY

I WILL KILL YOU & YOUR FAMILY

Trolls target Prem ace Maupay

MONDAYS MAN MAD FOR OAP MARINE SHOW

BEZ wants to be a contestant on Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins - if it can be tailored to the over-50s.

£61M IS ONE DEL OF A WIN

'We thought we won 2.60'

IT'S ALE OVER

Pubs shut to be converted

Ricky: Big Keith funny & original

RICKY Gervais led tributes to The Office legend Ewen Macintosh - calling him \"an absolute original\".