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BRITS FACE SMALL BOAT DEATH RAP

Coastguard rescue op 'too slow'

BERN'S NIGHT

Silva's timely strike kills off brave Danes

PEP'S BOYS DANE GOOD

Silva polishes up as City steal a march

VARD NIGHT

Owls sunk by one of their own

THE TON 'N ONLY

Stokes reaches Test milestone

SENOR TO BOOK RYANAIR TICKET

LUCINDA RUSSELL will resist the temptation of a Cheltenham Gold Cup return for classy campaigner Ahoy Senor.

SIMPLY THE BEZZIES

Chaz 'happy' after chats with Lewis

Just not weddy for my Valentine bride

JANE O'GORMAN SOLVES YOUR PROBLEMS TODAY AND EVERY DAY

Knowles knows no fear..

NICK'S INSURANCE WOES

SUB GOALIE'S A LITTLE BIT OFF!

Slovenian side make quick switch

DON'T POUR MINE TWICE

Guinness can be ready in one hit

TORVILL & DEAN LAST SKATE-OFF

Pair will tour UK for final time

Mr AI: I lose sleep over AI

IT COULD GO 'HORRIBLY WRONG'

MARS VOLCANOES KEEPING E.T. ALIVE

Red Planet 'heating system'

Biccies Argie bargy

PRESIDENT SERVES UP POPE PEACE OFFERING

We were Billie not mates..

SIBLING RIVALRY FOR FINNEAS & SINGER

Apey Gervais

THEY LIKE TO HAVE A JOKE JUST LIKE US

Fry love you!

LOVERS TAKE GADGETS ON TRIPS AWAY

I'M ON TO A WINNER

Plasterer finds love in bookies

BRUCE: WHAT A HUGE LOSS

Tributes after radio legend's sudden death

Unexpected morons in the teabag area

SHOP CHAOS IS BOILING OVER

1,300 ATTACKS ON SHOP STAFF DAILY

Action demanded on retail 'crisis'

What's recurring?

GAVIN AND STACEY IS BACK FOR TV SPECIAL

BIGGLES IS A FLY GUY YET AGAIN

Jet's 200-mile trip to pick up PM

CASE FOR THE DEFENCE

Guardiola backing squad to win the big one again

FREEBIE CON SAVES POCH

Gallagher double is agony for Roy

YORKSHIRE BLOODING

Croft starts against old pals

LUKE AT HIM GO

Littler nails 9-darter on way to Pro Tour title

NOW PAT'S MAGIC

Kelce in awe does the trick yet again

CRAZY-NORSES

Joker fights Norway ban