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A KICK IN THE POLLS FOR RISHI

Tory_pressure on PM grows

Shaun: Bez would twist my melons!

RYDER: WE'RE SO CLOSE HE'D LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME

BETTER THE RED DEVIL I KNOW

Jose backing his pal Jim to be success at Old Trafford

Jermain aim

DEFOE EYEING MANAGER ROLE

WOODY'S JOY STORY

Pace ace strikes early then Rohit leads fightback

HORNER BULLISH

Under-fire Christian insists he will be sticking around

RED AND BURIED

Two sent off and derby's all Rover

AU DOUBLE TOPSY

Van Gerwen explores what killed world title dream

It really could happen to a vet

NO two days are ever the same for a vet, with all kinds of sick animals to take care of each day.

BIBLE BASHES

Church party bid to boost turnout

Brick phones protect kids'

SOPHIE SOCIAL MEDIA PLEA

COUGH'S GETTING WORSE!

Infection at a 10-year peak

SOMEFINS UP

Shark has made ray pregnant

I WUFF YOU

Mouthy mutt is so eager to have a natter

SNOW BOMB TO PELT BRITS

10cm an hour will blanket UK

BLOW AS UK SLIPS INTO RISH-ESSION

THE UK economy has plunged into a recession.

PEP IDOL

Guardiola chasing spot as greatest-ever boss

HULL BENT ON REVENGE

Smith out to avoid another derby mauling

WARNED OFF

Kitts banned from tracks and stables

One foot in rave

1,200-MILE IBIZA HIKE FOR HENRY

Row for something completely different

PYTHON FEUD AT IDLE RANT OVER MONEY

Water meteor

ASTEROID DISCOVERY MAY POINT TO ALIENS

WE NEED A MONTH OF SLEEP

'Zombie' Brits miss 30 days every year

MEDICS RACED TO SAVE STEVE

999 crew call to 'an incident' at DJ's home

YOU'RE LICKED!

Tempting next door mog with cream 'illegal'

FEETHEARTS

Stinking tootsies are a turn-on for millions of Brits

Careful with that aubergine Doreen

OLDIES TOLD: YOU ARE GETTING YOUR EMOJIS ALL WRONG

18 Fabruary

UK's hotter than Greece as we get a taste of spring

BIRD FLU KILLS FIRST HUMAN

Virus warning as woman dies

AL'S HOTEL ROOM PIANO SEX SHOCK

TV Shearer: Randy pair woke me up