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SHOAIB'S VISA JOY

He takes his first Test wickets in city known as VISAKHA

STARVE WARS

Buatsi now the meal deal

Musk stop it

'ANIMAL HORROR TO MAKE CYBORG'

Bish slams haters

SOCIAL MEDIA CAN DIVIDE & CONNECT

HAIL THE BALE

Straw homes of future

I love you with all my heart.:

KATE GIRL'S TRIBUTE AT DRAPER FUNERAL

ET: HELLO GIZA

Expert says pyramids used as alien link

Mr Dolittle: Sorry.. you can't talk to the animals

WE will never talk to the animals as they do not have a language, a reallife Doctor Dolittle claims.

WARPED, EVIL .. AND JUST 16

BRIANNA Ghey’s unmasked 16-year-old murderers have been jailed for a total of 42 years

LOVE IS..

Two spontaneous gifts, one romantic holiday, five beauty treatments, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc

Jonnie: A brave remarkable soul

POPULAR HOST DIES AGED 50

FAWLTY TOURS

Classic sitcom revamped as a stage show

Abdul: Turn yourself in

COPS IN PLEA TO ATTACK SUSPECT

ALL CISTERNS GO

Dan gets back on track after his toilet turmoil

IT'S A KEN DO

Barbie star Margot stuns stags with surprise cameo

GARAGE FUMES

Comic: Nigel's 'got me hooked on cigs'

Strife on Mars

PLANET LITTERED WITH OUR TRASH

CAREY: MY FOOD BILL'S SO FISHY

CAREY Mulligan spent so much on sushi after moving to New York that even her financial adviser noticed.

RYLAN LAUGHING ALL WAY TO BANK

Riches cheer up star when trolls attack

I HELPED STABBED TEACHER

Lad, 14, held over attack

BBC JOKES OVER BASHIR DI CHAT

BBC bosses Martin joked the scandal Bashir would prevent them getting knighthoods while lawyers quipped they would end up in the Tower of London.

DOUBLE TAKE

Saltburn fan is dead ringer for film's star

DOG EAR

Woofa has a 'selfie' on her lughole

DASHCAM DRIVERS NICK SPEED FREAKS

Convictions up by 25% in two years

MANHUNT

Cops track suspect in chemical attack

Cost of yer pint going sup again!

PRICE HIKES & WAGE RISES COULD ADD 40p

Messi's napkin is £300k

A NAPKIN that secured Lionel Messi's Barcelona move is up for auction - for £300,000.

ROLLING YOUR EYES IS SEXIST

£160k training for civil servants over micro-aggressions

Brain surgeons on every street in UK

30P LEE'S BIZARRE CLAIM

Stop that pigeon

'SPY' FLYER IS FINALLY FREE AFTER EIGHT MONTHS' BIRD