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THEFT HAMMER BLOW FOR SKILLED WORKERS

SPACE COWBOYS GIVEN A ROCKET

'Secret' mining mission quick to raise suspicions

Tight fat cats

RICHEST GIVING LESS TO CHARITY THAN POOREST

Bigfoots? They are big bears

BOFFINS bished the have rubmajority of Bigfoot sightings, claiming they're probably just \"really big bears\".

TRUMP'S 'MENTAL STATE' IS QUERIED

Befuddled Don under fire over new mix-ups

Reytons aim for a big KO

CHART contenders The Reytons are ready to deliver a knockout blow to album rival James Arthur.

NO JUSTICE

Families' fury as monster 'gets away with murder'

Royal Mail: We'll stamp out 1st class

£650M POST SHAKE-UP

Liar Liar.. YOUR pants are on fire

EXPERTS: WE KNOW IF YOU TELL PORKIES

Turk a break

RUSH FOR MED HOLS TO BEAT WINTER BLUES

FLAB'S ARMY

We're too fat to waddle into war with Vlad (….and shove your conscription)

RWANDA FLATS 'ARE ALL SOLD'

Where would we house migrants now?

Let's. Play. Darts!

LITTLER HEROICS MAKE ARROWS OUR FAVE SPORT

A NATION OF SHOPLIFTERS

Theft cases jump to over 400k

MONSTER IN COURT

MONSTER Josef Fritzl is seen outside jail for the first time in 15 years.

PHEW DID IT KLOPP

Jurgen joy as sloppy Reds survive scare

I'll slay arch nemesis

BEN'S OUT TO END WEMBLEY HOODOO

Pat on the head

ON FIRE BAMFORD STRIKES AGAIN

This is Bazball's biggest test, but these lads can bowl. It's a great opportunity for them to shine

MONTY PANESAR'S ADVICE TO SPINNERS

ALEX RACKS UP A ZVERY GOOD WIN

WIMBLEDON champion Carlos Alcaraz was left stunned as Alexander Zverev sent him crashing out of the Australian Open – just as he threatened a midnight comeback.

HAVE A DREAM'S KING OF SPEECHES

Campaigner's equality plea is Brits' fave

GETTING A PIZZA THE ACTION..

Italian fave earns its crust

We're om strike

YOGA INSTRUCTORS WANT PAY STRETCH

HERE'S THE MOOS: BOFFS 'SORT GAS

Cow fart probe in climate fight

Jocelyn: It's got a bit hairy

STORM CAUSES CHAOS

BEST.POPE.EVER!

Now booze is a gift from God.. like sex

JOE PUBLIC MUST TAKE ON RUSSIA

We've not enough soldiers for war on Vlad says General

Miracle pill that makes you younger

DRUG 'TURNS BACK CLOCK'

Fido Scooby

DOGS LOVE TO WATCH CARTOONS ON THE TV

30P LEE WANTS HIS JOB BACK..

MP regrets swerving_vote