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Oscar is out the running

KILLER'S 'LEGS' DON'T FIT

JAMES TREBLE TOP

LAUREN JAMES made it back-to-back Stamford Bridge hat-tricks as WSL leaders Chelsea beat Manchester United 3-1.

Bramall Lane, in November 2020? LATEST SCORE

Oli's 103rd-minute pen is Prem record

OMAR AWAY

Mancs agree Berrada secrets act

JOELLY GOOD

Piroe hits the bullseye with late pen

IT'S PRIX AND EASY

Ronnie tops Trump for another title

POWER OF THE PRESSE

Star chaser bound for Gold Cup after victory

SECRET DIARY OF MOB BOSS

Fugitive stalked his own daughter

POTHOLES 'WORST IN 87 YEARS'

Says man who's been driving for that long

HITMAN: I'LL SWAP ICE RINK FOR RING

Up for exhibition fight

FUJITSU COMPO TIME LIMIT FEAR

Experts fearing missed chance on £1bn payout

FOOTIE 'SCUM' IN COP PROBE

Ace slams sick monkey taunts by rival's 'fan'

125 DOGS GIVEN UP EACH DAY

Owners say bye to beloved pets as costs of caring bite

BEST STAY INDOORS

Britain facing 90mph hit in weather bomb

HULK BRIAN V 48ST GORILLA!

Actor wrestled ape as females found him sexy

YOUR CALL

Robins is not splitting O'Hares over contract

PRAISE THE JORD

Fired-up Abdull finds salvation at Dragons

Flying machine

ZHARNEL SPICING UP 100m SCENE

BLOOD SWEAT & TIERS

Em goes back to basics

Home is where the art is

JONAS PICTURING LIFE IN BIG TIME

Nancy: I want to see my Sven

EX-PARTNER'S FINAL FAREWELL

RUNNER FINALLY ALL OUT OF PUFF

Marathon star Chen kicked out for having a fag

Boss admits £4.5m pay is too much

ENERGY giant Centrica's boss admits he \"can't justify\" his £4.5million salary.

NOT NOW TUFTY

Hungry squirrels ‘wrecking planet’

GIVE IT A ROCKET!

Ron Ss In rude health

1HR-OLD BABY IS DUMPED IN A BAG

Life saved by dog walker

CROUCHY: NO NEEDLES.. IT'D CAUSE WORLD INK SHORTAGE

PETER Crouch has joked that he could never get tattoos like many other footballers - as he'd need so much ink.

LOCK UP THE FIDO THIEVES

Nicking dogs and cats to be a crime.. at last

HOUSE 0f SATAN

Pope's aide: Politicians (and your boss) tempted by devil

WIMPY HOME

ld Trafford has lost fear factor en Hag flops are load of softies