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Village in volcano hell

A VOLCANO semi-molten towards a nearby settlement for the second time in less than a month.

TV chef Jamie: I'm an annoying pukka

STAR ADMITS HIGH-ENERGY ANTICS GRATE

WARNING OF 'LONE WOLF' TERROR RISK

Yemen strikes spark fear for UK

WAY IS UP

\"Ange says: You ain't seen nothing yet!

I'M EDDIE NO-MATES

Clubs won't loan me their players groans Howe

Sancho turned his back...United must too

JADON SANCHO should have played his last game at Manchester United - if the club is serious about sorting itself out.

DO ONE RON

Shaun slams Rocket for talking rubbish

Scoff n run scum scam

SHOCK AS PARTY 'DITCH £425 BILL'

...but women laugh at the smart jokes

MEN laugh at slapstick comedy while women lap up clever jokes, boffins have discovered.

Meltdown over hot milk with brekkie staple

A DEBATE is warming up over whether folk should eat their morning Weetabix with hot or cold milk.

Mini shin pads ban

'JACK-STYLE' GUARDS GIVEN BOOT FOR KIDS

ZUCK MOOS TO HIT THE BOOZE

FACEBOOK chief Mark Zuckerberg is rearing beer-guzzling cows.

Kids emBarrysed

SOPHIE: NUDE SCENE SHOCKED THEM

Beeb threatened over tell-all show on staff accounts

THE Post Office has been accused of bullying the Beeb before a 2015 Panorama programme featuring a Horizon whistleblower was aired.

STAR SAYS EX LOVER 'NOT A DECENT MAN'

ULRIKA Jonsson has hit out at dying Sven-Göran Eriksson - branding him \"not a decent person\".

TRAILBLAZER

RADIO stars paid tribute to legendary broadcaster Annie Nightingale last night after her death at 83.

Boffins baffled by egg_discovery on miniature corpses

ALIEN babies may have been born on Earth, boffins believe.

DARTS LEGEND RUSS £31 FOR 180 MESSAGES

DARTS ref Russ Bray is flogging videos to fans desperate to hear \"180\" again in his famous gravelly voice.

75% OF PUBS 'FACING LAST ORDERS FEAR'

High costs risk mass closures

BACKLASH HITS BRITS

Prices alert after Houthi strikes

ZEL'S JOY AS RISHI PLEDGES £2.5BN

PM praised on Kyiv visit

China In 'Flu Virus Mice Test'

Covid-type strain '100% fatal'

MOWBRAY EYES OL' BLUE HIGHS

OL’ BLUE HIGHS TONY MOWBRAY struck a blow for old-school managers as he breezed into Brum, saying: “I’ll do it my way.”

Dragusin big coup for Ange

TOTTENHAM have completed the £21.5m signing of Radu Dragusin from Genoa on a six-year contract.

DARWINNING IMPACT

Agent of chaos Nunez is giving Reds an edge

TURF LOVE

Kompany: I was right to axe Town crier

REV IT UP

Toon rake in £250m but FFP blocks a Saudi spree

FOUL & A MESS

Rocket kicks up a stink over 'disgusting' Pally

YOU ARE REALLY DESPERATE..DAN

'Scary' dishes go on the menu

MONSTER BUNCH

Mermaids are REAL reckon one third of us