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That's pants!

BLOKES DON'T NEED TO SWAP UNDIES DAILY

YOU BUNCH OF WASTERS

Bruno & Dalot save striker's blushes

SO LONGDER KAISER

Revolutionary German swept all before him

;I wasn't able to play football...Other people are fighting for their lives'

TONEY OPENS UP ON EXILE

DASH BANG WALLOP

Tom has no intention of slowing down yet

DOOM N'GROOM

Fears for stable staff over Sunday night cards

MASTERSTROKE

Robbo revived by Aussie Xmas

Reborn Gladiators gets a baby shock

BIRTH IN AUDIENCE

Fonz: I was no babe magnet!

STAR HENRY'S GIRL FEARS

FALLS GOLD

Treasure hunt tragedy

We'll meter again

ENERGY firms are being allowed force-fit prepayment meters again.

Hologram stars to don boots in hi-tech 'domes'

FOOTBALL fans of the future will pile into stadiums to watch Abba-style holograms of their favourite players, says an expert.

Mad Vlad pal' dead

TV CHIEF MYSTERY ‘POISONING'

RICHARD WARNS OF AUNTY'S CASH CRISIS

THE BBC is set to axe a string of big shows in 2024.

Rishi joins the furious million Brits over CBE

RISHI \"Biggles\" Sunak is backing calls to strip ex-Post Office boss Paula Vennells of her CBE in the wake of the Horizon scandal.

I GAVE 2 STARS A TRANCE AT FAME

McKenna tips for Rog & James

A SMASH HIT!

Stress-busting rooms are all the rage.. with women

Friends WITH benefits

SCRIPTS LEFT IN BIN SET TO FETCH £800

Scotty, we have a problem..

ROCKET TAKING STAR TREK STARS' ASHES TO THE MOON HIT BY A TECHNICAL GLITCH

BLIZZARD BRITAIN!

Sorry folks, it's going to get COLDER

I GOT A GAS GUZZLER TO SPITE CHRIS PACKHAM..

JEREMY Clarkson claims he splashed out on a Range Rover to annoy Chris Packham.

BIGGLES COPS FRIENDLY FIRE

Top Tory: We will lose election

Benefits 'Curb' To Pay For Tax Cuts

PM WELFARE WARNING

JOAO WARNING

De Zerbi gets on Brazil ace's case

BAM! PAT'S JUST GENIUS

Worldie goal caps it for four-midable Farke boys

DE BRUY'S BACK IN TOWN

Kevin's return the icing on big win

LOOKING AFTER NO.1

United fan Sam only wants a Latics victory

MEMORIES OF A MASTER

O'Sullivan leads tributes to tragic icon Hunter

FROWN UNDER

Hip injury ends Rafa's last chance of Oz glory

That's All Right

HOLOGRAM ELVIS A HIT WITH TRIBUTES