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A SORRY TAIL

Rocky the moggy's ordeal up 23ft tree

Rat's so tasty

FOOD FAD FOR RODENT GRUB

Rolex thief doing time

SCUMBAG ROBBED OAP AND RAN OFF

MONKEY JOB IS BANANAS!

£1k-a-month to be fake ape at tourist site

ROBODOC WILL CURE YOU NOW

AI developing new drugs

Sam's got it rapped

A NEW DIRECTION

SICK of THE OFFICE

Hybrid staff taking six days off a year to cope

Super bowls

GENTEEL GAME WILL 'DO A DARTS' WITH SNAZZY OUTFITS AND CHEEKY NICKNAMES

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE

Sunny Holiday bookings up 20% amid rush to flee freeze

Crouchy: My CPR for kids' hamster

PET RESCUE BID ENDS IN TEARS

No10: GIVE HIM A KNIGHTHOOD

Common sense that hero Alan should be a Sir

STRIKER LIGHT

Ten needs new hitman to help out 'Rasmiss'

PUNCHER REPAIR KIT

Jab threat puts Reds on right track

JOE AND ARROWS

Local hero Littler fires up Wolves star Philbin

TIE BREAKER

Higg sick of posh clobber

Pregnancy test was a big failure

JANE O'GORMAN SOLVES YOUR PROBLEMS TODAY AND EVERY DAY

Olivia: Plastic's not always so fantastic

OP CHOP SHOCKER

BLAKE: BOOBIES MAKE ME LOOK

BLAKE Lively finds nudity and can't \"distracting\" avoid looking at boobs if around they're paraded her on movie sets.

Greg: A ghost in my house made me jump

OLYMPIC LONG-JUMP HERO REVEALS HIS SCARY SPOOKY ENCOUNTER

RACE ACE SCHUEY 'FAMILY DINNERS'

F1 legend gives food for thought over iniuries

Button it Barton

MP SET TO SHUT UP X-RATED JOEY

LUKE-RATIVE

Ace in for a £400K win as Littler mania takes off online..

Just keep chasing payments, Adele

£8M DROP IN PROFITS

RETURN OF THE MASK HORROR

TV doc delivers word of warning as cases jump

P.O. boss finally gives back gong

VENNELLS: SORRY FOR DEVASTATION

Lisa & Jason's time up

GAMES Of Thrones and Aquaman star Jason Momoa is officially getting divorced from actress Lisa Bonet - two years after they announced their split.

Beam us up Scotty

TREK'S ASHES TO CRASHES

Killer defence

DONALD Trump's lawyers claim presidents could legally assassinate political rivals because they have immunity from prosecution.

UK SCHOOLS GUN DRILLS

Fear of America-style massacre

DIM DOM'UN

Comic Joly hid secret pics from Kim Jong_plod ..up his jacksie