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MICHAELA: LET'S EAR IT FOR BUG

MICHAELA Strachan says she has a soft spot - for earwigs.

Geronimo death has cost me an alpacket

OWNER: I WILL SUE GOVT FOR £500K LOSSES

HERO DAD SAVES GIRL

A FEARLESS dad has told how he saved a woman and her three-year-old daughter after he saw their car being swept away in a flooded river.

PSYCHO DRIPS NICK OUR H20

Thirsty chatbots spark global crisis

Ace Luke, 16: It's a Littler bit glummy..LOSER'S BRIGHT FUTURE

TEEN darts sensation Luke Littler was crowned sport's brightest new star last night despite missing out on the world title.

DRY JAN BOFF: KEEP BOOZING

'Daily glass of wine has health benefits'

IT'S ELVIS'S FIRST BRIT GIG.. AS A HOLOGRAM

ELVIS will be brought back from the dead for a world tour as a hologram.

FOOD COSTS RISE SLOWS

Inflation falls but prices stay high

Food fans hog roast

A PUB selling Britain's most popular Sunday roast reopened bookings and sold out the whole year in just two hours.

ROAD TO WRACK & ROON

History repeats itself as latest big-name boss exits St Andrew's

WORLD AT HIS

Kebab kid Luke plays a stormer on way to final

MO OF THE SAME

Kop must cope with no Salah again

RAD TO BE BACK

Injury-free Emma makes winning return to court

ROCK SO SOLID

Henderson hurdler to bid for Mares' crown

SORRY IS THE EASIEST WORD

Elton finally pays lost bet to Lineker

MICKEY TURNS INTO MONSTER

Disney fave is video beast as copyright axed

TRAVELLIN' JOE SLOWS TO HALT

Ch4 money woes 'could sink show'

HELLO BIG BOY

Chalk giant based on Greek hero Hercules

BRIDGE TOO FAR

Work is longer than Empire State building.

Maybe a Liam dig (definitely!)

NOEL’S NEW YEAR RAP

AI-QAEDA: RISE OF ROBO TERRORISTS

Warning as bot tries to recruit for extremists

Strictly no pain, no gain for Zara

TAKING part in Strictly was a real for pain Zara McDermott after she lost multiple toenails in training.

80MPH storm Henk batters flooded Brits

HOMES LEFT WITHOUT POWER IN CHAOS

you Littler beauty!

DARTS DUO ‘NEW POSH AND BECKS’

379 GOT OUT OF THIS ALIVE

Airbus jet fireball after crash on runway | Quake rescue plane is hit.. Five crew killed

VLAD WAR BONUS FOR OIL GIANTS

Investors 79bn in payouts

THE BATTLE OF SLAG LANE

Locals blast return of rude road sign

MO EXIT IS STORMING

Salah's double send off to AFCON

GO ON MY SONS

Skipper calls for `family' to rally round in absence

BATTERED 'N BOOED

Elland Road hate mob put Roo through hell