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SUGAR: I'LL GIVE THE KING A JOB

New series is set to reign supreme

HUMAN ROBOT

Cyborg is created in brain chip implant op

MAKE SUMMER A LITTLE BIT LONGER

Boff's bid to slip leap year day into June

BORE WAR

China and Japan in race to drill hole to centre of the Earth

LET IT BRIE

Camembert and other fave cheeses battle fungi threat

Naked Chef singes his sausage cooking nude

JAMIE STEAM BLAST AGONY ON 'TODGER'

30p LEE BASHES BISHOP

Tory fury at Rwanda 'sermon

RASH DECISION

Ten Hag must get a grip on Marcus

DUTCH AND GO

Van Dijk casts doubt on his future in post-Klopp era

The hand of Szmod

SAMMIE WRECKS 'EM

TWIST AND DOUBT

RORY DOLLARD

Smith could be hit for Six

FEARS OVER MARCUS AHEAD OF OPENER

FUNERAL IRE

Cost of fancy send-off is too much for many

PUN-DERFUL SHOP NAMES

Comical stores honoured

COLD CASE!

Fridge-runner Dan mistaken for thief

BEZ GOGGLE-EYED FOR FREE BOOZE

Bevvies are star's fave perk of show

GOING LOCO

Author's rage at Thomas the 'Yank' reboot

Please help me..begs knifed teen

I CRADLED LAD IN MY ARMS AS HE LAY DYING

DRONE RANGER FINDS OUR PETS

Hundreds saved.. and emus too!

MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE..

THE Moon is shrinking and crumbling like an old piece of Wensleydale cheese.

SEA YA!

Putin 'spy whale' escapes for fresh start in Norway

THE GREAT BRIT BEAKER OFF!

We're losing battle of boffins

U.S. fans: Shake him off Taylor

STAR'S FAITHFUL TO RUIN DON BID

Oh Gord! £3k for Valentine Day meal

CHEF'S WINE AND DINE GOLD MINE

FEARS ALZ IS 'PASSED ON'

Dementia link via brain surgery

ANTONY RAINS ON THE PARADE

Brazil winger kills off brave County

HART OF A LION

Tom's in seven heaven as he skittles India

LONG ROAD TO WIGAN

Castleford crock Danny is targeting Warriors clash to end 18-month hell

BON APPETIT!

Beaten chaser has no aversion' to Cheltenham

PIANO KEY TO A LONG LIFE..

Tinkling ivories linked to brain boost