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BIDEN'S SET TO STRIKE IRAN SITES

Targets after drone attack

SUPER DUPER BOWL!

Mad Don team says megastar Swift will fix American footie final to hit his Prez bid

YOU'LL NEVER WANT A LOAN

THAI COPS' WARNING OVER LIVERPOOL 'NEW BOSS' CON. FRAUDSTER CLONES XABI ALONSO INSTA AND ASKS FANS TO COUGH UP £6.70 EACH SO HE CAN CATCH FLIGHT TO ENGLAND

HE AIN'T

Conor sparkles as Poch stuffed

ALVAREZ GETS PERFECT GIFT

Birthday boy makes it Haal right on the night

TREBLE TOPS

Madd lads charge to win with three-goal dart

Tequila Slammer

TEN HAG FIRES SHOT AT STARS: I'M NOT YOUR BABYSITTER

BISH BASH BOSH

Zak backs Shoaib to shine in debut

EGO STRIP

Benn puts the spin on his Sin City sideshow

DISGRACED!

Trainer Harris banned after slurs and texts

Amazon crime

DOORBELL VIDEOS TO CATCH CROOKS

LENNY NOSE IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP

Comic Relief host set for a last laugh

BREXIT BANGER CHARGE

Sausage, bacon & chicken prices to rise as EU border checks start

COP IN ARMY MEDAL PROBE

Police chief on misconduct rap

Adele lining up for Euros

MUNICH GIGS AFTER FOOTIE

LASER QUEST

Brit labs battle to save world from space attack

VIKING SNOW STORM ALERT

Scandi chiller hits UK

Pull a sickie.. and be a better worker

BOFFS: YOUR BRAIN NEEDS A DUVET DAY

TRUMP: MY 'HOLY WAR' WITH SWIFT

MAGAS' fear Tay will back Biden

LUVLY DOUBLY

Fan creates Only Fools And Horses mini town

Labour in cap U-turn

RACH NO BANKER BASHER

SCH-OOLED

Fab and Co dish out Un hell of a beating

BETO BLOCKER

Toffees in drop zone after sub denies team-mate

STILL A PEP IN HIS STEP

Guardiola vows to keep on going

BROWN IN THE PINK & FEELING LIKE A NU MAN

NU BROWN has gone from fearing his career was over to nilling world champions Australia and getting a Super League shot.

SMITH & GROANS

Marcus out of opener but Fin ready for call

BATTERED FOR BEING A BALDIE

GBH after 'glare spoiled view' at gig

NO CAT DO

RSPCA in designer moggy warning

My boss is ET

WORKERS SAY ALIEN LIFE IS WATCHING US

EAT CACTUS COOKIES TO SAVE THE PLANET

BOFFINS want us to eat \"cactus cookies\", banana peel and wrinkled pea pasta to save the planet.