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Greedy piggies
OBESITY TRIPLES AS WE IGNORE PORTION SIZES
![A Question Of Sport is coming back A Question Of Sport is coming back](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1856982/KVIJkKVGO1728361502274/A-QUESTION-OF-SPORT-IS-COMING-BACK.jpg)
A Question Of Sport is coming back
AXED SUE & CO RETURN FOR LIVE TOUR VERSION
![STILL SUFFERING AS WAR LOOMS STILL SUFFERING AS WAR LOOMS](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1856982/hSWuMzhbN1728361404691/STILL-SUFFERING-AS-WAR-LOOMS.jpg)
STILL SUFFERING AS WAR LOOMS
Anniversary of Hamas horror
![Leaky bum time Leaky bum time](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1856982/6oFn-VFcA1728361302245/LEAKY-BUM-TIME.jpg)
Leaky bum time
WATER WASTE FIRMS NEARLY RUNNING OUT
![TO GAV & TO HOLD TO GAV & TO HOLD](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1856982/Qm-KQCJos1728361174206/TO-GAV-TO-HOLD.jpg)
TO GAV & TO HOLD
Is it finally Mr & Mrs Smithy in telly special?
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ROYLE PALS REUNITE IN FAMILY FUN
ROYLE Family legends Sue Johnston and Ricky Tomlinson made some shock discoveries when they reunited to film ITV show DNA Journey.
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Jeff: EasyJet drunk was UNBELIEVABLE
HOST BLASTS AIRLINE AFTER DODGY FLIGHT
!['SIR FREEBIE' KEIR HIT BY SLEAZE TAG 'SIR FREEBIE' KEIR HIT BY SLEAZE TAG](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1856982/yYji8lqO_1728360945865/SIR-FREEBIE-KEIR-HIT-BY-SLEAZE-TAG.jpg)
'SIR FREEBIE' KEIR HIT BY SLEAZE TAG
Still not as bad as Bozo
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LITTLER BRITAIN
UK willies among smallest in world!
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ERIK'S LEAKY BOAT STAYS AFLOAT
But America's Cup can't distract Old Trafford chiefs from sinking feeling
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Blues still punching above their weight
Enzo slows hype as side fail to cut down Forest
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WALT-ZER
Big Sam leaves 'em in spin but ride looks over
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STOCKING THRILLER
Rossa stars on his Arc angel
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That's tea potty!
BRITS BREWING UP WITH FIZZY WATER
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SLEEPING DIVORCES
Couples extend homes to kip alone
![Invasion of the Chinese killer bugs.. Invasion of the Chinese killer bugs..](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1855992/PHDCI8zUh1728279540997/INVASION-OF-THE-CHINESE-KILLER-BUGS.jpg)
Invasion of the Chinese killer bugs..
TREE ATTACKERS JOIN ASIAN STINK PESTS
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FRANKENSTEIN BEAVER BOFFS
Plan to resurrect extinct giant rodent
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Bank Holloween
BRITS DEMAND DAY OFF FOR SPOOKFEST
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
AL PACINO: I DIED & WAS SAVED BY ALIEN DOCTORS
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-5C.. UK COLDER THAN MOSCOW
700mile-wide Arctic blitz to hit Britain
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SHIFTY SHADES OF GRAY
Keir chief of staff quits for new job..as his envoy
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Mamma Mia! Here we go.. here we go.. again
SVEN: LET ABBA WRITE ENGLAND FOOTIE ANTHEM
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THERE'S NOTHING WHEEL NOT NICK AMBULANCE
BIN lorries, ambulances and even a hearse were among more than 100,000 vehicles stolen in the UK last year.
![MISSION: POSSIBLE MISSION: POSSIBLE](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1854018/iRwvj-dq61728095413389/MISSION-POSSIBLE.jpg)
MISSION: POSSIBLE
Walter's got the Tigers roaring again thanks to winning run
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Pass the ball not the buck
UNITED STARS SHOULD KEEP RUUD OPINIONS TO THEMSELVES
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MUCH BATTER
Crawley's fit and ready to let rip on return
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Boffs don't know glass from elbow
SPOONS TIM BEER FURY
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Rooms with a woooo!
'HAUNTED' HOUSE BACK ON MARKET
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PHONE MESSAGING DOING HEADS PING
146 alerts a day getting in way of working
![KEY JOBS FOR CAR THIEVES.. KEY JOBS FOR CAR THIEVES..](https://reseuro.magzter.com/100x125/articles/21045/1854018/ShnKS6N4q1728093833276/KEY-JOBS-FOR-CAR-THIEVES.jpg)
KEY JOBS FOR CAR THIEVES..
Crooks car firm 'insiders'