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CROUCHY SIGNS FOR BARNET..

Wife Abbey gets footie legend to have hair-loss therapy

Coked up sharks off their faces

BEASTS FAIL DRUGS TEST

BENNY HILL: MY SNOOPER HERO

Fan Dogg tried to meet comic

Childless women are sad cat ladies

TRUMP LICKSPITTLE'S ATTACK ON KAMALA

Grow a pair

WHO NEEDS MEN: BOFFINESS MAKES TESTICLES IN LAB

HUW'S £40K RISE FOR DOING NOWT

SHAMED Huw Edwards was revealed as one of the BBC's biggest earners last year despite being caught up in an explicit photo scandal.

STRICTLY SCANDAL: BBC BOSS GROVELS

Davie says he's sorry

Ozzy's batty for the Villa!

HE PLUGS SHIRT

LEWIS IS PAVING THE WAY

Rico backs Pep's young stars to get their chance

Red Devils on right track as they enter the City of Angels

TEN HAG 'ENJOYS' HIS NEW-LOOK UNITED

THANK GORD

Howe relief at keeping hold of star Anthony

THE BIG BASHIR

Tall guy Shoaib is still hitting new heights

GOAL IN ONE

Xander eyes Slam but he could have been USA's soccer saviour says dad

BATTLE TO SAVE BEEB FROM BIG STREAMERS

'Team with ITV to beat Netflix'

DOGS CAN SNIFF OUT OUR STRESS

Pets smell if we're worried ..and get sad

GIRL, 11, LOSES ENTIRE FAMILY IN CAR CRASH

Her mum, dad and two sisters die as motorbike hits their Ford Focus

Luke's big time win

DARTS CHAMP NETS NICE LITTLER EARNER

HOL FLIGHTS PRICE FIGHT

Summer plunge in airfares

Barton in the dock

CHARGED ON 'MALICIOUS' ENI TWEETS

Brits whiff 11% worse

OUR PITS AND BITS GO DIRTY

SPEAR WE GO MICHELLE

Asparamancer says Mrs Obama will be Prez & odds tumble

Buzzzz off,Jezz

CLARKSON'S BEES LEAVE THE LOCALS IN A FRENZY

MINISTER: KIDS CAP COULD GO

Re-think to ease child poverty

We can score 400 runs and we can score 400 more...

BEN BOYS BATTER 'EM

ED BOY HALL

Lewis praying Toon boss Howe will snub England

CAR WARS

Lando told to let Piastri win as Max rants at team

THE TEX FACTOR

Tigers ace leaves it late to KO Dragons fightback

WORLDY LUKE

Double joy for Humphries

ANDRE ROYALLY SPILLED BEANS

SINGER wrecked Peter Andre a carpet at Buckingham Palace when he spilled a cup of coffee.

EARLY BRITS ON TO A GRINNER!

Morning chores a boost to your mood