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Bacteria without borders

KILLER GERMS BLOWN IN’

Class dummies!

KIDS READY FOR UNI BUT CLUELESS ABOUT REAL LIFE

'ALL GOOD HERE'

Titan sub crew’s last words sent before implosion

STARMER COSTUME DRAMA..

PM failed to declare clothes

PERV LIST EDWARDS' NAME 'IN TATTERS'

BBC star spared jail over vile abuse pics

KITTY PRAT

Vance: made up immigrants eat pets story

TYL: I'M NOT RIRI

AFTER creating ripples with breakout hit Water, Tyla is determined to make an ever bigger splash - just don't compare her to Rihanna.

Fight with Dave was small beer

FRIDGE THEFT FURY

Charles farmer wanted

KING Charles is looking for a shepherd to help look after his 2,000 sheep - but they must own a dog.

So, you talkin' to me, Kaleb?

JEZ: MY FARM CHIEF CLUELESS

GAB FAB

Arteta flies high after an 'ugly' victory

OSCAR'S WINNER

McLaren making moves

HARRY GETS CRACK AT JOS JOB

HARRY BROOK will lead England in the one-day series against Australia.

BOXING FEATHER DUSTERR

Josh sweats on IBF call over world title shot

O'BRIEN PLOT

Star stayer Kyprios has possible Paris date

FOOTBALL ULTRAS TAKE ON THE MOB

Fear revenge attack could stoke a war

Bingo win send off

SON'S £20K FOR LOCAL 'POP' STAR

CRIMBO CRAZY

Festive time is loved by adults as much as kids

GARLIC BREATH? IT'S VERY SEXY

Stinky veg spices up your love life

SHY CHAP & BRO DO AN OASIS?

William's 'happy birthday' olive branch

COST OF BEING LOST IN SPACE

2hr workouts ..dirty clothes and dried grub

SUMMER'S NOT DONE

Toasty 10 days with 600-mile heat dome

007 SKYFAIL

Spy chiefs recruiting GCSE flops

GUNSHOTS AT TRUMP GOLF CLUB

2nd 'assassination attempt'

CRACKERS

I don't know code says last man to floor Pep at Etihad

PROUD OF MY BUYS

Howe defends his record

I'LL SWITCH ON DE LIGT

Erik pins faith in £42m buy after Dutch horror show

SHANE HOMES IN ON GLORY WITH RORY

SHANE LOWRY has set his sights on a Sunday showdown with Rory McIlroy after the headline attractions played their way into contention at the Irish Open.

NEW CAR SMELL

Horner kicks up a stink at Aston Martin's antics

Chill out in Greenland

NATION'S -50C HOLIDAYS