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NO RESCUE PLANS ASTRONAUTS FOR

Mission crews have little hope of aid

Andy `up to funny business'

'FALSE NAME' CLAIM

Careful Whatcha sippin'

JASON'S CLEAN-LIVING TIP FOR A LONGER LIFE

Horrendous online abuse days before Viv's death

PALS HIT OUT AT TROLLS

BOFFINS: DIETING MAKES YOU FAT

Ditch fads if you want to lose pounds

OH SNOWBALLS!

Annual event is axed due to icy white stuff

You'll never walk Elon..

MUSK'S DAD: HE'D LIKE TO BUY LFC

WHIFFY UK

Showers drying up as lazy folk prefer to grab extra sleep

Claudia: My Strictly dodgy doggy snogs

I STICK MY TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH

'CHINA VIRUS' SWEEPS BRITAIN

HMPV bug cases double

How to survive a yeti attack*

TOTALLY MEGA-IMPORTANT TIPS FROM BRIAN BLESSED..

PLANT THE FLAG

Howe out to follow banner mantra and upset the big Gunns

MERINO'S MISSION

Arteta insists Spaniard is clicking into gear

Guten Morgan

MGW SHOWS TUCH HIS EX-FACTOR

MAD MAXIMUS

Gladiator Ange in danger of falling on his own sword

OBAN-MANIA RUNNING WILD

FROM armbars to arm drags, kimura locks to suplexes, butterfly guards to Boston crabs and guillotine chokes to powerbombs… Oban Elliott is determined to thrill fans in the MMA cage and pro wrestling ring before he hangs up his gloves and spandex.

IN THE LINE OF FIRE

Littler accepts rivals all want his scalp

ROARING 40

Lewis must turn back clock at Ferrari

Djok not over the 'trauma'

NOVAK DJOKOVIC has revealed he still feels “trauma” and fears he will be detained when he returns to Australia after his 2022 deportation.

TV WHITEOUT!

Weekend weather threat

WORD'S OUT ON TIM TEXT MISERY

TIM Allen admits he struggles to understand modern text messaging.

THE CRAPPY MONDAYS

Rock band's tour bus `stank of poo'

Retreats for sick as parrots Wags

FOOTIE PARTNERS GET AID

ROBOT CONK'S A LIFE SAVER

'Ant-nose' sniffs out deadly diseases on people's breath

DISHWASH GOLDMINE

Metal discovery cleans up

Phones off for digital detox hols

A BRIT OF PEACE AND QUIET

Would you Adam and Eve it?

BIBLE DUO MAY BE TRUE STORY

WO WO LOVE FOR HUDSON YARDS THE VIV!

Ex heartbroken as stars remember 'lovely' queen

Pearly Queen

THE COCKNEY REBEL IN HER MAJS'S VOICE

LOVE YOU MILLIONS

Garage claims Musk is still his hero after tycoon's Reform funding threat